Thursday, March 3, 2011

Home invasion

Sorry for the lack of posts but you will not believe what happened!
I'd just opened the dictionary to aardwolf and was about to Google when a large orange blob-like entity crashed through my wall, vomited on the aardwolf entry, made a high pitched whistling noise and phased into my roof.

It is still there now.

Whistling.

A section of rubber is also slowly peeling off my chair, but I wouldn't read too much into that.

Anyway, I will Google search 'abandon' soon (I'm not going to risk aardwolf again).

In the meantime perhaps someone could answer my question:

"If neither person consents, is it still rape?"

-Kate

1 comment:

  1. This is the kind of stuff we need on HRBWRXYZD =D.
    And yes, I guess it would be, because they're not consenting and obviously being forced to do it by some third party, so it's rape.

    Love your profile description by the way =D

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