Home invasion

Sorry for the lack of posts but you will not believe what happened!
I'd just opened the dictionary to aardwolf and was about to Google when a large orange blob-like entity crashed through my wall, vomited on the aardwolf entry, made a high pitched whistling noise and phased into my roof.

It is still there now.

Whistling.

A section of rubber is also slowly peeling off my chair, but I wouldn't read too much into that.

Anyway, I will Google search 'abandon' soon (I'm not going to risk aardwolf again).

In the meantime perhaps someone could answer my question:

"If neither person consents, is it still rape?"

-Kate